Funny Motivational and Inspirational about Love Quotes
"I can only please 1 person per day, today is not your day, tomorrow doesn't look good either.""A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner."
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
"Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat down the door."
"Our life is not measured by the number of breathes we take, but by the number of moments that take our breathe away."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."
"It's nice to be important but more important to be nice."
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"Don't be yourself - be someone a little nicer."
"I may not be perfect but I'm always me."
"Start off every day with a smile and get it over with."
"When you are at the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on."
"The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that an optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true."
Inspirational quotes about life and happiness
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.""Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out."
"I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less."
"Success is like an orange- hard to peel but sweet once available."
"Sleep early, rise early, and you will have success, surely."
"Success comes in cans, failure in can'ts."
"Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy."
"Winning is simply the act of losing more times than the competition- the more you lose, the more, eventually, you win."
"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else."
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office."
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."
"Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again."
"Women might be able to fake orgasms.
But men can fake whole relationships."
"Some people develop a wish bone where their back bone should be."
"Don't take life to seriously you'll never make it out alive."
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
"Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure."
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."
These are my favorite Funny Motivational Quotes- Inspirational quotes about Love,inspirational quotes about life and happiness.
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