Best and Funny Friendship Quotes
"A good friend will visit u in hospital and say " get well soon " and goes.
But a true friend sits near you and says "the nurse is hot, you take your time to get well"
"Friends are people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them."
~ Edwin Arlington Robinson
"Because you mean a lot to me, when you cry, ill cry, when you laugh, ill laugh, when you jump out a window, i'll laugh again."
"Friends are like a good bra, supportive, hard to find, and always close to your heart!"
~ anonymous
"Friendship is like wetting your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you feel the true warmth."
"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes."
~ anonymous
"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces."
~ Anne Morrow
"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body."
~ Jim Hayes
"My friends, there are no friends."
~ Coco Chanel
"The road to a friend’s house is never too long."
~ Danish Proverb
"Money can't buy Friends, but you can get a better class of Enemy."
~ Spike Milligan
"Have no friends not equal to yourself."
~ Confucious
"A true friend stabs you in the front."
~ Oscar Wilde
"I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends—they're the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!"
~ Warren G. Harding
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
~ Bernard Meltzer
"Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police."
~ Anonymous
"A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway."
~ Fr. Jerome Cummings
"One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives."
~ Euripides
"I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street."
~ Virginia Woolf
"The best time to make friends is before you need them."
~ Ether Barrymore
"Friendship is Love without his wings!"
~ Lord Byron
"The best mirror is an old friend."
~ George Herbert
"A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative."
~ George Ade
"One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim."
~ George Carlin
"Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does."
~ Jane Austen
"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling."
~ Arthur Brisbane
"Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces."
~ Austin O'Malley
"I'm your best friend, you just don't know that yet."
~ anonymous
"A friend to all is a friend to none."
~ Aristotle
"I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!"
~ Archie Bunker
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"
~ Doug Larson
"Friendship is like money, easier made than kept."
~ Samuel Butler
"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog."
~ Harry S. Truman
"Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you."
~ Yassir Arafat
"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people."
~ Gilbert K. Chesterton
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun."
~ anonymous
"Friendship: A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul."
~ Ambrose Bierce
"A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself, to keep his friends in countenance."
~ Benjamin
"Treat your friends as you do your pictures and place them in their best light."
~ Jennie Jerome Churchill
"We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour."
~ Gilbert K. Chesterton
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
~ Thomas Jones
"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."
~ Anand Singh
"Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship."
~ Oscar Wilde
"Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really
friends."
~ Truman Capote
Most Popular Short Funny Friends Quotes
"Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces." Austin O'Malley"Friends are idiots....dey are irritating me with endless love and happinesssssssssssss"
"My friend one day called me aunty wen i was sitting with my frnds nd i replied wats up grandma?"
"All the people have friends in all stages of life,only the lucky few have same friends in all stages of life"
"A loyal friend is better than a royal friend"
"True friend is like a theif b'coz they steal our heart without our knowledge."
"True Friends respect your nonsense!"
"True Friends tolerate your success!"
"True Friends score less grades than you!"
"Money Cant get your friends, but friends can get you money!"
"If you want to keep friends, better not to test them!"
"Cheques from true friends don't bounce!"
"It is better to have a royal friend than a loyal friend!"
"Girlfriend's girl friends are our friends, but their boy friends are our enemies!"
"Good friends issue you cheques without even checking their bank balance(as they know it is zero)!"
"Friendship rises on heart & sets after death"
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